[ As soon as Shotaro volunteers, however, another smaller wheel is brought out with various body parts listed!!

Very, very luckily, when the President spins it for him, it lands on hair! Well, somewhat luckily. ]

Hm.. We'll only take some of it off. You'd look like an egghead alien if we shaved it and I'd get creeped out.

[ The President herself comes over and takes his hand, pulling him over to a chair! And she's gonna totally give him a hair cut. It's a quicky one, and a little sloppy simply because they are a little pressed for time, being on air and all, but it's mostly even. ]

There you go.