neornitheslogs | The Masquerade!

Have you signed up to go to the ball? Not everyone is going, and they don't have to! But they are highly encouraged to. Whether they have a date or not depends on how they'll be getting there. If they do have a specific date then the car that picks them up will be a regular guard car, and they will be told to get into the back and be escorted that way. The guard's cannot be harmed in their car, there is a metal blockade in the car, so sorry! For those that don't have a date, they'll be expected to get into a limo, taking about six or seven inmates at once! You might find your friends in the limo on the way there, yay!

The guards will take the inmates to a secluded spot on an entirely different island than the main one the prison is on. It's a coliseum, one that's used for special events involving horses and other fun animals. The Warden special ordered a massive tent that covers the entire coliseum, and there are heat lamps scattered about within. It's cold outside, these are a must! Around the perimeter of the tent there are several guards with loaded guns. They're standing about, watching very carefully, and if anyone tries to attack another inmate or tries to escape they will be shot on sight, no questions asked.

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[ What an ignoramus.

Still, Scratch grinned as well. ]

Drinking, obviously. What are you doing?

Not drinking, obviously.

[Okay, that was a lame comeback, so he didn't look too smug about it. Feigning indifference, he sat at the bar like he did it all the time. Which he did. Really.]

Could've fooled me.

[ Yeah, this was going to be fun. ]

You don't have to be legal to get a drink, y'know.

I knew that.

[Yeah no he didn't. He pretended he was looking around at the bar as if he was figuring out what to get.]

It's cute of you to try, but you clearly have no idea what you're doing there, buddy.

I know what I'm doing!

Just...get me a beer. [he nodded at the bartender, tracing over the surface of the glass once it was handed to him.] See? Not exactly rocket science.

Congrats. You figured out how to order the most basic drink in the world.

Wow, you sure showed me. I thought booze was supposed to make people dumber and slower with the words.

Only if your drinking game is weak as shit.

You don't think yours is?

I know for a fact it isn't.

You must be so proud.

So proud.

Maybe you'll even catch up someday.

I don't know. I kind of think that in order to get on a high level like yours, you'd have to have no life at all.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

What? No! I thought we were joking.

[ He grinned. ]

And I just out joked you.

[It took a moment before realization dawned on his face.]

That's what you think.

[ That only widened his grin. ]

Oh? Think you got the leg up on me?

What kind of question is that? I just did.

Somehow I have a hard time believing that.

Too bad. You should have won, then you'd be right.

Bah, isn't right and wrong all subjective to begin with?

I don't know. Sounds more like an excuse to me.

Or maybe you just don't know how the world works.

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