neornitheslogs | The Masquerade!

Have you signed up to go to the ball? Not everyone is going, and they don't have to! But they are highly encouraged to. Whether they have a date or not depends on how they'll be getting there. If they do have a specific date then the car that picks them up will be a regular guard car, and they will be told to get into the back and be escorted that way. The guard's cannot be harmed in their car, there is a metal blockade in the car, so sorry! For those that don't have a date, they'll be expected to get into a limo, taking about six or seven inmates at once! You might find your friends in the limo on the way there, yay!

The guards will take the inmates to a secluded spot on an entirely different island than the main one the prison is on. It's a coliseum, one that's used for special events involving horses and other fun animals. The Warden special ordered a massive tent that covers the entire coliseum, and there are heat lamps scattered about within. It's cold outside, these are a must! Around the perimeter of the tent there are several guards with loaded guns. They're standing about, watching very carefully, and if anyone tries to attack another inmate or tries to escape they will be shot on sight, no questions asked.

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I would appreciate that.

[ He's just now finishing off the martini Shotaro interrupted. Must try everything! ]

Try a red wine, a beer, and a vodka cranberry. Good starters that cover different social situations you might be drinking in. You can build up to the fancier stuff later. The more you have, the less likely you are to make it home in one piece.

[ He nods. ] That fits with the advice I have already been given to pace myself.

Pacing yourself isn't going to do you any good if you have too much overall, darling.

You wouldn't happen to know off-hand the cut-off for how much is "too much", would you?

I know what my cut-off is. It's different for everyone.

[ Finally finishing up the drink he's on, he places an order for one of each of the drinks Anastasia recommended. ]

Then I will have to experiment until I find mine.

You might want to get up and walk around for a bit between each one. You can't always feel it as much until you stand up.

Thank you for the advice. I do intend to try dancing as well.

[ Oh, right. Shotaro had given him some advice too... Well, he may as well try it out. He looks right at Anastasia. ] You are very aesthetically pleasing.

[ Anastasia looks at him, both eyebrows raised at that comment. ]

I'm well-aware, thank you.

[ That seemed sort of out of left field to Anastasia. He couldn't be that drunk already, could he? ]

I see.

[ Right, he needs to be more specific... But how? ]

In particular, your hair is very shiny.

If you've got something you're trying to say, spit it out.

[ It's strange when Philip of all people starts hitting on her. She's used to random facts from him, not comments on her appearance-- as much as she does appreciate it. He did, however, state that he wanted to be friends so it makes it something strange to hear this sort of thing coming from him. ]

Unless you've taken to stating everything within your field of vision, you're likely barking up the wrong tree.

[ This is not going well. Philip frowns down at his drink. Is there something he's missing? ]

I thought his advice was suspicious...

Did someone tell you to go hit on someone with a ring on their finger?

[ She holds up her hand, an engagement ring sparkling in the light.

This is a good indicator that someone's already got someone who tells them how beautiful they are. If you want to practice with me that's fine, but you're not getting anywhere.

I was not informed that "telling a woman she is beautiful" was a position only one person could hold at a time.

It isn't, but as a general rule the compliments shower only comes from men when they have something they desire, darling.

I see. He did mention something about coffee and phone numbers... But I desire neither of those things.

He's trying to get you a date, which is why trying it with me is a dead end. Don't do that with someone unless you're attracted to them and want to date them, otherwise you're just being the equivalent of scum on a shoe.

[ Philip just looks more confused, if anything. Yeah he's going to have to read up on this. ]

I... see. I seem to have stumbled into a subject more advanced than I had prepared for.

Have you read up about any animals yet?

[ She's going to put this in terms she's fairly certain he can understand. ]

Yes, I read a very interesting book about the migration patterns of Canadian geese.

Any chance that book including anything about courtship rituals?

[ Honestly, she's not 100% sure about Canadian geese as an example, but she knows that birds tend to have elaborate ones showing off how pretty their feathers are to other birds and dancing. ]

It did not go into much detail. It did mention that the mating season for the Canada goose is during summer, while migration happens during autumn.

I've no plans to give you the birds and the bees talk, so next time you're in the library look up a few things about mating rituals. It'll help you understand why men tell women they're pretty a little more specifically.

[ She's not going to explain the birds and the bees to him. ]

[ He's still pretty confused (what do bees have to do with any of this?) but he thinks he gets the picture. ]

...ah.

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